Round Two: Shadow Boxing with an Empty Feeling

Now that Sarah Palin has been certified clueless and ideologically dangerous, the McCain camp has someone to race bait and fear monger. What does that leave for our least favorite senior citizen, trust fund army brat Bush-o-matic John McCain? Eye contact, perhaps? Yes!

Will Obama emerge America's most wanted man? If you mean, as president... Why, yes he will!

Will McCain get angry? You betcha! In a good way? Negative. The good thing about time passing: it passes!

Obama's up first. We are in the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression. It's a final indication of what's wrong with the way Bush ran this country (into the ground). Executives should not only NOT profit, AIG should get slapped for last week's $440K junket, and other companies should get slapped for the same sort of thing, and we have to help Americans--regular ones. Fair enough.

McCain knows anger and he says America's angry (and he's right), but duh. He wants us to focus on energy independence. McCain wants to jury-rig home values by creating a bailout for actual homeowner mortgages. Talk about buying votes! (Or not.)

And McCain just made eye contact with Obama. We're sunk! (Or not.) Warren Buffet as the new Paulson? Why, doesn't he support Obama? I think he does! Hm!! Obama scores a point by repeating that any solution must not reward those at the top.

McCain does not think we should call the bailout a bailout, but rather a rescue. He also beiieves standing in front of Obama may tend to infantalize the young senator from Illinois. Obama looks bemused as McCain talks Fanny and Freddie and how Obama was on the take. Now Obama points out that the credit crunch that will result from McCain's "rescue" plan will close down many a business resulting in more unemployment. Obama re-directs McCain to the stain on the rug of his lies: McCain has the Fanny lobbyist on his team, and he's pro-deregulation.